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Location:Los Angeles
Language:en
Created at:2010/02/18 20:17:16 (+0 UTC)
Website:http://teamcoco.com

The Voice Of The People. Sorry, People.

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I Like To Think Of Myself As “the Blind Woman’s Ryan Gosling.”

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Took What I Thought Was A Private Hike With My Friend @kevin-nealon. Now I See This. Sad.

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#lineage2revolution Cinema Quality Graphics Will Make Your Flat Screen So Irrelevant, You Won’t Even Mind When I De…

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Fall In La, When The Trees Get Work Done To Look Like They’ve Changed Color.

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I’m Starting To Think This Bobblehead On My Desk Is Nothing But A “yes-man.”

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“i’m Sure Those Two Drunk Guys With Knives At The End Of The Bar Will Work This Out Peacefully.” – (kim Jong Un/trump Metaphor Tweet)

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Me, after my Uber driver asked, “What’s Andy really like?” https://t.co/KgokzRkagE

Me, After My Uber Driver Asked, “what’s Andy Really Like?”

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I Believe That When We Die, We All Become Podcasts.

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I'm Ready For The All-female Reboot Of America.

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Dumbest Move Of My Life: Taking A Lyft From Ny Back To La. Toyota Yaris.

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Thanks To Will Ferrell And @mark-wahlberg For Coming All The Way To #conannyc To Talk About Boston.

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I Saw The Most Beautiful Thing In Manhattan Today: A Chase Bank Giving Birth To A Litter Of Baby Chase Banks. #conannyc

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Honored To Have President @billclinton Join Me At The @apollotheater. #conannyc

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Gorgeous New York City! How I Have Missed Your Empty Apartments Owned By Russians Laundering Money. #conannyc

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Thanks To Jon Stewart For Helping Me Launch My @omaze Campaign To Benefit @nextforautism. Enter To Be My Co-host Fo…

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Tonight On #conannyc, Jon Stewart And I Ask Each Other Some Bullshit Questions.

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Our Heroes In Uniform Stood Up For Us. It's Now Our Turn To #stand4heroes With The Bob Woodruff Foundation.…

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I Came Back To Nyc To Tape My Show At The Apollo And Retrieve This Bag Of Cheez-its I Left On The L Train Last Year…

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Thanks To Harlem Style Icon @dapperdanharlem For Swagging Me Up And Down.

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First Day Back In New York And I've Already Received Dirty Looks From 7 Different Police Horses. #conannyc

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So Glad My Younger Self Did Not Know That My Older Self Would Be Drinking Canned Water From France.

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A Real Man Should Know How To Order Whiskey: On The Rocks, In A Stemmed Glass, And Replaced With White Wine.

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Rt @jaketapper: A Cool Way To Help Wounded Veterans: Watch This Video About Our Celebrity Auction!

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“the Terminator,” But He Goes Back In Time To Sleep With John Connor’s Mom, So He Can Later Just Keep Reminding John About It.

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This Halloween, I Served Tricks Over Treats. I Will Remember The Beatings For The Rest Of My Days.

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